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Democrats Lose Another Election............................. in Iraq
---Rush Limbaugh
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Democrats Lose Another Election............................. in Iraq
---Rush Limbaugh
I’m with AWM. It’s wasteful to kill off the sharks. After all, what else is gonna clean up the mess after our warships sink the Somali pirate vessels? Or, better yet, after an oil tanker rams that Greenpeace rustbucket?
in '*knock*knock*'.This thing has been on my hard drive forever. I didn’t know why I saved it, then, but now I do.
The Shine Police?
Is that a band? it sounds racist.
You got Europeans immigrating? How odd.
in 'Cultural Artifacts'.He apparently got downwind of himself.
in 'Someone Finally Explain to Him What He Did?'.”If the bullet had just been fired wouldn’t the slide on the gun be going back?”
That reminds me of an illustration I saw years ago, of a guy firing a revolver—and a spent shell casing popping out of the top of it.
in 'ToDaZeD Odd Bedfellows'.I think they just want a religious excuse to eat Large American Cock.
Come and get it, Sheiky Poo.
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.“Siberian” is not a race. Yet. But I’m sure somebody’s working on it.
That reminds me: I need to get myself declared a “race”.
Any help would be appreciated. I’ll give you 10% off the top.
Call me, but only if you’re ‘deeply concerned’.
in 'Cultural Artifacts'.You spelled “fulks” wrong.
in 'Um... what, now?'.Goggle maps says Larry only 51 miles away from his lover
“I won’t have what he’s having.”
in 'evidently, one can actually be too good ...'.How much did the consultant win in his bet at the bar?
“You won’t believe what I am going to make this company do.”
in 'makin copies'.She’s a twit, but I agree with her. If you’re going to kill any animal for food, you have to make full use of it. Killing sharks for only their fin is like hacking a steak off a live cow and letting it bleed to death and rot. It’s a disgusting practice.
in '*knock*knock*'.Hell, anything is good when cooked Cajun… nutria, coon, hell even a middle-aged (probably pampered) Sheikh.
Yes, but you’ll want to remove the Pampers first.
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So it’s ok for a Muslim to eat a Christian or a Jew or an infidel? I don’t know how they could tell, really. Usually they aren’t marked as such. They had really ought to be careful ... you are what you eat, you know!
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.Hey, it’s a legal marriage in California.
in 'today's stuff found I found on Larry the Lympian's puter when I hacked it'.I work with 23 men and 1 woman. I would rather have lemon juice poured into my eyes than see her naked, so I’ll pass on suggesting this.
I don’t really even want to see her dressed. She’s even one of us, listens to Glenn Beck and Hannity at work. I still can’t stand her.
in 'makin copies'.Oh and Sheikha douchebag, I’m a Jew and you can gnaw on my Hebrew National. As a matter of fact, ALL muslims should eat Jewish weiners.
in 'here's where that pork-fat suntan lotion comes in handy'.what cosmetic does she use on those flaps on her back when the display is over?
Or is she working on a little set of bat wings for Halloween?
in '*knock*knock*'.Hog, you magnificent bastard, you beat me to it again.
in 'evidently, one can actually be too good ...'.So far nobody has mentioned that the bowl of apples doesn’t quite cover what it needs to cover.
Maybe everybody was trying to decide if the gal in the center, with the big belly and no hips, was actually a woman. I noticed her, then I noticed that the guy on the right looked like Simon Pegg, then I noticed that DEAR GOD THEY PUT HIS JUNK IN THE PICTURE!!! RIPPING MY EYES OUT HERE, BOSS!!! NOOOOOOO!!!
in 'makin copies'.
