Yeah, yeah-sure, sure...like these towel heads are lining up for pastries anyway.  A claymore mine with a belt buckle maybe but I ain’t never seen one of these folks at Dunkin Doughnuts.

you mean Dirkadirka Donuts?

down on BakaLakaDaka Street…

great, now they’re stealing the whole “trans-substantiation” thing we’ve got going…

No, Sondra...it most certainly is NOT Halal to eat the prophet.

But he does like a good handjob every now and then....

Eric in Hollywood

HollywoodNeoCon,

It was I the Great and Powerful Scorpius who made that post and I am not Sondra!  I don’t think.

*fondles self to make sure*

My apologies, Scorpius! Just trying to bank some bonus love with the Uber-Mistress.

Unless, of course, you’re just angling for a tugjob yourself… :)

Eric

eww
Pineapple Pedophile Snails
*gah*

no dumber than “freedom fries”.

which is actually a pretty low standard.

Freedom Fries was a little retarded but c’mon...it was pretty funny. And to this day I still pause when I say “French Fries” :)

but i don’t think freedom fries was MEANT to be funny.

a food fight is better than burning embassies though. but dumb.

It was funny, but I just couldn’t bring myself to say it when loading up at Mickey D’s. Same thing with that f*cking “Rooty Tooty” sh*t at IHOP.

Damn, I’m feeling bitchy today.

Eric

My boss has what is supposed to be one of thise “pet” pigs, which is now over 700 lbs.

Would it be blasphemous of me to feed my normal morning mohammedan pastry to the pig?

I think I was an “early bird”. Namelly, my wife gave to me a Christmas present - SKAGEN watch.

Made in...... (you bet)

But can you stick your finger in one?

stoo...I do believe it would be wholly appropriate...I think.

So…
Do these Mo-pastries work as whatevertheheck they call communion wafers, then?

We call them (the wafers) the Host...and I’m all for it!  That one good thing about being Catholic, part of the wat through you get wine and a snack.

Few years back, I asked for FREEDOM FRIES in Burger King and woman almost died of laugh. She said: “I was thinking it was just a joke and nobody is going to ask for it. You are the first one. And you have cute accent...bla, bla, bla...” Anyway. I got EXTRA LARGE DOUBLED!!!! FRIES and KING SIZE COKE for free. That was so funny. She, even took it to my table (what was not supposed to do)…

BTW - She was a HUGE black woman.