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STEWART: Wow, thank you so much! It’s so nice to be here hosting the Oscars, where the winners are decided by an unbiased count of votes. That makes it a democratic process, unlike some institutions!

(the audience laughs and titters, amazed at Stewart’s cutting-edge boldness)

STEWART: I’m referring, of course, to George W Bush, who stole the last two elections! Ha!

(audience ROARS with laughter already. Camera closes in on Cameron Diaz, with uncontrollable tears streaming down her hideous face)

STEWART: Thank you, thank you. You know, it’s up for Best Picture, but one of the more disappointing performances at the box office was the remake of “King Kong.” I guess that no one in America was really interested in seeing a movie about a monkey, since we’ve already had five years of George W Bush!

(audience ROARS with laughter again. Camera zooms in on Jake Gyllenhaal, who is, rather comically, braying like a donkey)

**Hat tip to Ace of Spades**

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Claire, Ideologically Stubborn Mobster Ruralist said:

Well, perhaps it was a mis-phrased question—at best.
How’z this:

Are WE still willing for Congress to fund these ACORNholers?
And what’re WE gonna do about it?

in 'Oh?'.
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Buzz Bannister - (Private Guy) said:

So Larry ya think Barry Obama can feel Michelle’s eyes burning into the back of his head when they have sex??

in 'todaze quote o the yup!'.
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SondraK, Lympian Slayer said:

Well see, if some fuckwad is going to make some “moral equivalency” between me writing the truth and some deranged Muslim gunning down 43 people and murdering 13 of them in cold blooded jihad I’m going to make sure it’s pointed out...these are people who walk amongst me.

Particularly when he claims I don’t allow ‘alternate viewpoints” on my blog.

Here’s your alternate viewpoints, Larry. I can’t possibly give them more exposure but I’m trying.

in 'todaze quote o the yup!'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

Kind’a puzzled by the Hillary appearance, but okay.

in 'KisP Daily Zen'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

I don’t think it’s nice, you pickin’ on poor Larry.
No, not “nice.”
Oh, what’s the word?
Oh, yeah ...
“a challenge.”

in 'todaze quote o the yup!'.
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DougM (commissarophobe) said:

They insult our intelligence
ev-er-y. frik-kin’. daaaaay!

in 'this decade's bowling ball to the head award'.
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MikeG said:

As I was watching the Rally on the capitol steps on Thursday I was wondering what congresscritters would have done if the crowd was a bit less...uh...polite.  There did not seem to be a very large law enforcement presence.  Why should there be?  These are polite conservative folk, right?

The whole lot of those not already at the rally should have been forcefully dragged to the capitol steps and made to sit there and listen.

in 'what JR said'.
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MikeG said:

They can be recalled Bob1.

But it ain’t gonna be pretty.

in 'what JR said'.
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icemaned13- Who's Czary now? said:

<Stands> >Clap> <Clap> <Clap> ect....

in 'Fellow KisPers,'.
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stepperg said:

Thank you, Colonel Jerry.  You’re a class act.

Another take:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCY1lsJg8zs

in 'Fellow KisPers,'.
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Bob1 said:

How is it that congressman and senators can’t be recalled by the voters?  We gotta fix that! You can recall state and local officials, but not federal, by some quirk of legislation.

Maybe the Tea Parties can put their weight behind that effort.

in 'what JR said'.
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stepperg said:

There’s no jumping to conclusions in terrorism.  It is what it is.

in 'PotUS spackle pt 2'.
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Pat R. said:

And another application of spackle:

http://p.ly/i5yFs

From His radio address this morning:

Mr. Obama was also quick to note the diversity of U.S. military personnel. “They are Christians and Muslims, Jews and Hindus and nonbelievers,” he said. Mr.(??? not Maj.?) Hasan, a Muslim, was scheduled to be deployed to Afghanistan.

Characteristically, Teh iWun failed to note that no Christians, Jews, Hindus or Non-believers have ever actually carried out such a cowardly act as did the former member of the Obama transition team.

in 'PotUS spackle pt 2'.
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stepperg said:

Personally, I think he’s just useless and invisible, to boot.

in 'todaze quote o the yup!'.
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Gus (RWE & certified Infidel) said:

Raising pathological lying & denial to new heights!!

Ditto what Lloyd said!

in 'this decade's bowling ball to the head award'.
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JMcD said:

Everything will be ok for that poor disgruntled, shellshocked Maj. Hasan now that Dr. Phil “the dipshit” McGraw has come to his defence on The Larry King Choke & Puke Show.

in 'they have names too'.
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MitchM said:

MikeG, don’t forget free cable and never being alone in the shower again.

in 'what JR said'.
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Jack said:

I just want to state this coward that shot unarmed defensless people was not a soldier nor was he ever a soldier. He was not part of that family he was a lousy muslim coward that the stinking media apoligises for. The dodge has already started about the great and honorable mouslims and the religion of peace? My scrawny ass. It is time to stop importing these monsters and outlaw this vile cult.

in 'they have names too'.
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MikeG said:

They’re gonna need bigger jails.  Maybe that is where all this stimulus money will be going, construction.

So...lemme get this straight.  If I don’t buy the healthcare insurance, I get fined.  If I don’t pay the fine, I go to jail.

If I go to jail, I get free healthcare.

Yup.  Makes sense to me.

in 'what JR said'.
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Gus (RWE & certified Infidel) said:

Anyone who make the kind of moral equivalencies & similiarities that ‘Lympie Larry does,
could be considered insane & should be in a rubber room!  He’s definitely telling us sumpin’

What Melissa, bloodthirsty in Taixus, said, ditto!

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