Is there no escaping the media’s obsessive 24/7 masturbate-a-thon?

ARE YOU BECOMING BARACK OBAMA?

Never mind politics—from the way we wear our suits to the way we relate to our wives, somehow American men are acting a little more like 44

Dear Liberals,

We get it. You adore President Obama. Please stop now. 

Seriously...you’re creeping us out.

Big Hollywood

Today’s National Punch Someone in the Fricken Head Day...............

SCIENCE!

Two “gay” male penguins have hatched a chick and are now rearing it as its adoptive parents, says a German zoo.

The zoo, in Bremerhaven, northern Germany, says the adult males - Z and Vielpunkt - were given an egg which was rejected by its biological parents.

It says the couple are now happily rearing the chick, said to have reached four weeks old.

The zoo made headlines in 2005 over plans to “test” the sexual orientation of penguins with homosexual traits.

Three pairs of male penguins had been seen attempting to mate with each other and trying to hatch offspring from stones.

The zoo flew in four females in a bid to get the endangered birds to reproduce - but quickly abandoned the scheme after causing outrage among gay rights activists, who accused it of interfering in the animals’ behaviour.

The six “gay” penguins remain at the zoo, among them Z and Vielpunkt who are now rearing the chick together after being given the rejected egg.

Live long and prosper.
(What? Wimmin’? Dunno… shoes?)

1.  Spend like a crack-whore
2.  ??
3.  Profit Recovery

OBAMA: Well, we are out of money now.

Health care reform vital to economic recovery, White House says

He almost looks Larger Than Life

What’s that I feel on my leg?!?

[/Mathews]

Fitty Debt-Cent

So what’re the symbols in that ...piece?

oygeeze

[Diana West:]
Dick Morris and Eileen Gann describe the real Saudi bow now in motion as Al-POTUS touches down in “The Kingdom” on Magic Carpet One —(hey, I’m just getting into the Islamo-spirit of Barack Hussein Obama’s extremely delusional and/or extremely hopeful? statement of yesterday calling these United States “one of the largest Muslim countries in the world"). There, he is utterly dissing our kindred ally Israel with the Big By-Pass, determining that Israeli babies are the gravest threat to Middle East peace, reaching out to Iran, and now this:

But as he goes to Saudi Arabia, the United States State Department, headed by Mrs. Hillary Clinton, has announced that it has accepted the ground rules for media coverage of the Obama visit to the royal family and its domain. Reporters will only be allowed to cover the actual meetings between the Saudis and Obama and will not be permitted to visit the rest of the country or report on anything else they see during the trip. Those reporters who violate these terms are subject to arrest and imprisonment by the Saudi government!!

Hillary and Obama accepted these terms.

Are we dhimmis or are we dhimmis? This is not just an outrage it is a historic disgrace.

~Click Click~

Hot Air

So, I was like, you know… standin’ there in the hall in my skivvies, socks, and shirt; and this came to mind. Dunno why.

srsly?!?

could we start a bake sale?

The Obama administration has blocked Israel’s request for advanced U.S.-origin a[AH-64D Apache Longbow attack helicopter]. ... the sources said the Longbow as well as other defense requests have been shelved by the administration amid its review of the potential use of American weapons platforms by Israel.

...the sources said the request was undergoing an interagency review to determine whether additional Longbow helicopters would threaten Palestinian civilians in the Gaza Strip.

pueden decir absorción?

...a donation of more than 11,000 books by the government of Mexico.

...Selene Barceló, acting consul for the consulate of Mexico in Fresno, said this year’s contribution to Fresno County schools is more than double last year’s donation. The book donation, which began about 20 years ago,

Wait.  What, now?

Districts such as Firebaugh-Las Deltas, Mendota and Coalinga-Huron especially need the books as resources because they are more isolated than other districts, said Brigeen Radoicich, librarian for the Fresno County Office of Education.

Isolated?  They’re within a few miles of I5 and Hwy99, two of the busiest highways in the world.  That can only be described as “isolated” if your burro is muy, muy perezoso.

& bs

[Sayeth ∏eh W∅n] But I can say with certainty that my administration… will do everything in our power to keep the American people safe

An exhaustive list of America’s nuclear sites – including maps showing the location of fuel for nuclear weapons – has been accidentally posted on a government website, but the Obama administration denied that the leak had jeopardised national security.

... Obama had ordered the report for the International Atomic Energy Agency in the hopes of prodding other countries, such as Iran, to submit similar classified information nuclear activities to the agency.

..."The enclosed draft declaration lists each site, location, facility, and activity I intend to declare to the IAEA,” [∏eh ∅ne said]

What could possibly go wrong?!?

Since I’m discussing what the Trib. has printed, I see that they have an article about a Thurston County resident who lost part of his finger while setting a makeshift (and illegal) mole trap on his property Monday, as originally reported by KIRO-TV. I don’t see that story listed in either the Olympian’s “Sound Sound” or “Local” sections. If KIRO and TNT can pick up local, i.e. Thurston County, “news”, why can’t the Olympian??? I just looked at the “Breaking News” section-- of the five items under that header, only one is truly local. It is logical for Thurston County residents to expect to read news from our county in our so-called LOCAL newspaper! Olympian, you are falling down on the job! FIX IT!

[ Biden ] .........said the country’s battered housing sector is showing some signs of life after a ravaging four-year recession.

“We’re seeing solid hints of stabilization in many markets, including housing,” Biden told a group of investors and students at Pace University’s Lubin School of Business.
His remarks come just as an industry group reported a surprisingly sharp 6.7 percent rise in “pending” home sales for April.

A continuing steep drop in home prices combined with rising unemployment is powering a new wave of foreclosures. Unfortunately, there’s little evidence, so far, that the Obama administration’s anti-foreclosure plan will be able to stop it.

Apparently, free speech is so over when the masses rule the media: “It’s only OK if I think it’s funny. It’s only OK if it fits my politics. It’s only OK if I say it is.” I wish Playboy hadn’t pulled it. Censoring the piece doesn’t make it any less real, any less politically incorrect, any less true. Attempting to police human nature is the real joke here.

Israel Hyman learned the hard way to be careful what he tells his Twitter friends.

Recently Hyman went on a family vacation, but not before “tweeting”—broadcasting a message on Twitter—about it to his 2,002 closest Internet friends. The owner of a small podcasting company had a little surprise waiting for him when he came back home.

His house had been ransacked of thousands of dollars worth of computer equipment. Now all of his Twitter friends are suspects in the case.

The owner of a video podcasting company often uses the social networking site to brag about his expensive equipment, including his MacBook Pro and fancy 23-inch flat panel displays. Those were what the robbers took.

Mr. Hyman says he will continue to use Twitter despite his bad luck. He might want to consider taking his personal information, including his phone number, pictures of his children and his trips off of his profiles. “It’s not something I really want to stop doing,” he said. “I think probably in the future though I won’t be announcing when I’m heading out of town.”

All that “expensive equipment” and no security cameras?

Nice work, Mr. Popular.

President Obama, in a pivot from some of his harshest campaign rhetoric, told Democratic senators yesterday that he is willing to consider taxing employer-sponsored health benefits to help pay for a broad expansion of coverage.

Men aren’t the brightest of creatures at the best of times. And new research shows that talking to attractive women makes them even dimmer.

What’s more, researchers think that men are so busy showing off that their brain has no capacity for anything else.

The study found that after speaking to a female, men become markedly less competent at tasks like maths or word games. And if that woman is someone the man finds attractive, they become even worse.

When men – whether single or not – spoke to women, their ability to carry out the task dropped. But when they spoke to other men, their abilities remained unchanged. Women’s performance stayed the same throughout.

A bizarre nude painting of Madonna and her ex-husband Guy Ritchie has failed sell at auction in Scotland.

The artwork, by Scottish painter Peter Howson, shows a grotesquely muscular Madonna laying naked on a bed, while a square-jawed Ritchie looks on.

It went under the hammer in Glasgow on Saturday with an estimated sale price of $33,000 but it never made it past the reserve price of $22,000.

An auction house spokesman says, “The auction was very successful, however, surprisingly Peter Howson’s controversial piece ‘Madonna & Guy’ did not sell on the day.”

Uncensored version in all its gory after the jump…

Close the book.